I was fishing through Fox News the other evening, when I ran across a video titled "Post Porn Effect" and because it obviously discusses one of the topics that I've blogged about in the past, I clicked to view.

If pressed, I can say that I may agree with some of the stuff spouted by "Sexologist" Yvonne Fulbright, but I don't believe all or possibly most of it by any means and the following quotes jumped out at me, as being worthy of note;

Up until today, we've seen people with a warped sense of their sexuality because a Puritanical background. Twenty years from now, it'll be because we're a porn-obsessed culture that really is perverse in the way that we're handling what it means to be sexually healthy.

And a few seconds later, Ms. Fulbright declares;

Women especially have such a warped sense of what it means to be sexually liberated and empowered; they're disconnected from their bodies and they're not really sure what true sexual pleasuring means in this day and age.

Apparently, if you're a "sexologist", you're also qualified to be a "futurologist" and to speak for all women, plus if you watch the thing through to its conclusion, she presents herself as an expert on the value of social networking.

Warning: The 3:36 clip uses thirty seconds from a Girls Gone Wild infomercial as b-roll.

Please Note: I have no idea about some of these things and some scare me, but the expo does appear equal opportunity.
                        Obviously, this video (which trails-off toward the end) is not safe for work.

It's about two weeks until my daughter goes back to school and then most likely, my blogging/commenting/replying will not be coming in such fits and starts because my summer of entertaining/separating/caring for the children will be coming to an end.

With that said and my apologies extended: If you can suspend belief long enough to accept the far-fetched idea that Dane Cook might actually be able to love someone other than himself, the following might make for some non-deep, easy laughs.

Best of all, if you watch this not-entirely-worksafe trailer for his upcoming film, you won't have to see the movie*.

(* except maybe on cable @ 3AM and then mostly for Jessica Alba or the simple jokes)

I promise some substance will come and in fact, I have an idea about my next two posts, but in the meantime, I just wanted to share a couple of things that have run across my screen over the past couple of days.

1. Jezebel has compiled a five minute clip reel from a forty-three minute BBC program called Guys and Dolls. I haven't actually watched the whole show which shines a spotlight on "Real Doll" owners and the phenomenon, but it is available on Google Video in its entirety for anyone who may be interested.
   
   And, if you do decide to act on my recommendation to watch the clip show (which doesn't appear embeddable) and if for some reason, you don't have the stomach to go all the way through: I suggest that you fast-forward until there's only 1:20 remaining for a "special" treat.



2. The best I can determine, there's a Big Brother type show in France called Secret Story.
   
   Among the contestants are attractive people from both sexes and as I was clicking through a translation of their site, I ran across this bit of older video featuring one of the women, either trying-out or participating in a previous reality show, which I assume from the bug was broadcast on "Europe - TV2".
   
   As you can gather, I'm not sure of the particulars concerning either of these shows. Perhaps, it's because I don't speak the language and quite honestly, the video quality isn't good enough for pure titillation, but I did feel that the clip is a good illustration of the difference between the tame American reality shows and those from the continent.

As usual, I've got some things bookmarked which are most appropriate for one of my "sex" posts and once again, there's a lot.

Up top, I'm putting a YouTube which really doesn't show any skin and there's a twist to the dialogue, but please be warned; The actors are clearly simulating a NSFW act and though the sound is the reason for the attraction, it will also make it obvious to a random passer-by that you're enjoying questionable content.

A Humorous Attempt at a Political Viral

( Lots of Racy and NSFW Videos, Pictures & Links - Broadband Required )

I'll begin with an amusing commercial for fruit-flavored condoms and then after the jump, a couple of print ads from Switzerland.



( No Money Shots, but May Not Be Worksafe in a Stuffy Environment )

First, the candy...

The New York Daily News reported last week that Miss USA had been sharing a Trump Tower apartment with Miss Teen USA, Katie Blair and that she recently moved-out to get a better handle on her image. This same paper also quoted an unnamed source in another story, as saying the eighteen and twenty year-old beauty queens would go out for some wild nights on the town, where they'd drink and occasionally kiss.

Unrelated, but equally sweet: Miss Nevada has apparently posed for some risqué photos, a few of the more candid shots also show her playfully kissing other women.

...and now for the buffoon;

On a recent The View, always provacative Rosie O'Donnell said something disparaging Donald Trump's "family values". FoxNews reports her as saying; "Left the first wife, had an affair, left the second wife, had an affair. Had kids both times, but he's the moral compass for 20-year-olds in America. Donald, sit and spin, my friend."

To which "The Donald" has offered this long video reply, where he mostly calls Rosie disgustingly fat and ugly, over and over, plus he says something about knowing some people who could steal away Rosie's partner because "why would she stay with Rosie, if she had another choice?"

Obviously, not only is Mr Trump quick, but he also has a lot of respect for homosexual unions. </SNARK>

Update: TMZ now has the full set of Miss Nevada's racy photos and all I can say is "you, go girl".
2nd Update: Now someone is hosting the complete Miss Nevada set, uncensored, except for a big watermark.

(via Defamer)

"The Toy" is a Bluetooth-controlled vibrator, which can be inserted for up to four hours and it stimulates based on text messages sent to the receiver's cellphone.

Unfortunately or fortunately, depending on how you look at it, the device doesn't show up in a scan for Bluetooth devices, so you can't search a subway car and give a complete stranger a special nudge. Though, if your friend were to wear one to work, you can give them a secret jolt via their cell or let's say your partner is on a long trip and having trouble staying awake, remotely you can make it a memorable drive.

All for the low, low price of $248.57.

I've been contemplating starting a couple of LJ communities, one which would focus on New Mexico News & Media (nm_news) and possibly another to replace the short-lived youtubegold, but with a more member-friendly structure. As you might have gathered, I did launch the news/media community, but an interest search showed me that there are already several YouTube communities, so I'd have to take a measure of the need and sample some of their offerings before I took on another task.

Well, because it was me, one of the first YouTube communities that I visited was one called youtube_hotties and though the video that I'm embedding with commentary after the jump was not listed in the community, it is another offering from one of the young ladies featured, which I noticed as I was checking for her age.

( It's YouTube, So She's Clothed, but Maybe Not Worksafe )

I was messing around on my favorite porn listing site earlier today and though it took a page down after clicking the link, I was faced with the following screenshot which I found bedazzling enough to share.

( Not the least bit Worksafe! Do not click in a public environment! )
Note: It really wasn't the subjects which prompted this post, but it was the layout that got my attention and inspired this entry's title.

Best with no setup (worksafe);



Interesting tidbit;

My most recent "sex" post has been viewed 1690 times. (links NSFW)

Unfortunately, only 124 page views can be attributed to the original posting and because other people, whom I can't find using conventional means have spread the link, 1566 views have been the result of their efforts.

As I've said elsewhere, I'm used to my posts tagged with "sex" being viewed by people coming from closed societies, with many of these visitors being US soldiers judging from their locations and this easily could be what viraled-out the post, but I have to admit that it's an odd feeling for a post dated 5/13 to still be getting hits every day.

Quite honestly, I have no problem with those who have linked to that post or any of my others, but if anyone would like to let me know where and how my sex post has been linked, I'd really appreciate it. I have to admit that I'm curious, especially since I can't find it using any of the methods known to me.

Thanks and thanks for the indulgence.

I'm going to open with a public service and then under the jump, launch into one of my semi-regular collections of softcore links;

CheckOutMyBreasts.com attempts to raise awareness about the importance of breast self-exams, by suggesting that everyone get a t-shirt to wear on May 26th, then an attractive, topless young lady demonstrates and gives tips through a clickable interface.

( Post should be Worksafe, but not all of the Links )

There is no nudity in this Planned Parenthood spot which is airing on MTV, MySpace and in a couple of other places. It's mostly cute and a little funny, with a dash of sexual innuendo to get people to watch it. There's also no nudity and the payoff is sort of a letdown, but there is a pretty girl and an implication on this thing designed to promote a band and get you to hear their song.

While there is definitely some nudity and lots of pretty girls, including Jennifer Lopez and Kate Moss on the Pirelli Calendar. As a helpful hint, I'd suggest starting with January and using the "Next" button to work your way though. If you see a photo that you'd like to expand to reveal the entire shot, click the "Close" in the bottom toolbar.

There's a couple of cute, non-revealing ads available via Flickr. The first is for Benetton and is self-explanatory. The second is for an European skin cream and there are two others from the line, both are linked from the "photostream" box.

Also, I just finished watching this attractive young lady do a Candid Camera thing, while bikini shopping. (NSFW)
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Circumvention (Bait & Switch): If you are viewing this from China, the Mideast or from any other closed society, you might want to take a minute to read one or both parts of a previous, non-adult post.
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And finally, under the cut; It isn't nude, but it is a form of art.

( Who Knows What's Worksafe? )

Perhaps we've all seen Naomi Watts in various forms of undress and maybe the time that she lived with Nicole Kidman could've raised a few "questions", but being a guy with eclectic, yet fairly specific tastes in the female form; I couldn't let these semi-topless photos of the talented actress with possibly some self-esteem issues pass without notice;

( Click to Reveal and then, Click to Enlarge )
Also, speaking of "questions"; What's the deal with Dana Delany? (non-nude)

And finally, here's a direct link to a provocative photo of Kate Moss doing a naked Marilyn Monroe pose from W magazine.