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24th-Jul-2009 08:52 am
For one reason or another, I was reading the Craigslist TOS and clicked-over to their "Best Of" feature.

Some are simple, a few outrageous and there are those like the following, which I can understand.


My deceased aunt gave my two kids a Cocker Spaniel a few months back. The dog has been a terror and become overwhelming for me. I am a single father raising two young children. I cannot face telling the kids that the dog must go. I have found a good home for the dog, and just need someone to transport the dog, and play the villain.

Premise: You will be the dog walker hired by daddy (me) to walk Skittles. I will introduce you to the kids, and you will tell them you are going to help Skittles get her exercise when Daddy is too busy to walk her. At that point you will walk Skittles to your car and take her to her new family 20 minutes from my place. Then return holding just a leash. The story will be that Skittles broke free of the leash and took off. At this point prepare for crying, things being thrown at you, and possibly cursing. My kids are young and dramatic, they're girls.

Pay will be $500. The job will take roughly 2 hours at best.

This job is ideal for an actor looking to diversify their role base, or someone who genuinely likes to make children cry. Acting experience is a plus, but not necessary. Please inform me of any prior experience in this kind of situation.

24th-Jul-2009 05:29 pm (UTC)
atomic_umber and I both laughed, thanks.
24th-Jul-2009 07:58 pm (UTC) - Laughter is the best medicine
I don't know if y'all played in the archive, but one from Denver ("Free couch, if you can bend time and/or space") might possibly give you something to think about, while you're laid-up. (Glad I could brighten your morn)
24th-Jul-2009 07:01 pm (UTC)
$500? Hell, where do I sign?
24th-Jul-2009 07:49 pm (UTC)
Do you genuinely like to make children cry?
25th-Jul-2009 12:05 pm (UTC)
Thats an awesome ad! Someone has a sense of humor.
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